Eyal Shay (Summer 2020)
My last name isn't Cohen :( #WorstKohenGadol ever. I like cool things like having fun and being awesome ????
As Kohen Gadol I promise to do things at the next elections.
Email me at email@example.com
Yali Goldstein(Winter 2019-2020)
I am a nice Jewish boy who likes to mingle. I like cooking, eating, and Ramon AZA! I am enjoying my role as kohen Gadol(sick bars). I am looking forward to giving advice to people in order to enrich their lives.
Please call or email me at:
(408)-718-0870 or Goldstein.firstname.lastname@example.org
Ron Barzilay (Winter 2018-2019)
What do you call me?
A Kohen Gadol
What would you call me if there were two of me?
A Co-Kohen Gadol
What would you call me if there were two of me made out of chocolate?
A Cocoa Co-Kohen Gadol
What would you call me if there were two of me made out of chocolate, AND I was crazy?
A Kookoo Cocoa Co-Kohen Gadol
What would you call me if there were two of me made out of chocolate, I was crazy, and I REALLY liked Cocoa Puffs?
A Kookoo Cocoa Co-Kohen Gadol that’s Kookoo for Cocoa Puffs
Now that you’ve gotten a good idea of my qualifications, ideas, aspirations, hopes, dreams, and truly everything that makes me who I am, I invite you to contact me! I do honestly think that I’m a fairly knowledgeable guy, especially about Ramon, so hit me up with questions, ideas, or offers to hang out.
Also, I especially encourage you to come out to business meetings, as every meeting of the 2018-2019 Winter Term will be graced with a How-To report given by yours truly, about various AZA-related topics.
I’ll also share a few speeches from my term so that you can get a sense of what Summer 2018 (best term of all time) was like. I’ll never forget my Gadol term as the one where we went backpacking for three days, changed all the names of of board positions because “why not?”, and played so much Super Smash Bros. So. Much. Smash Bros.
Gadol Acceptance Speech
State of the Chapter
While I’m at it, here are a few more of my favorite AZA speeches for your reading pleasure:
Fake It Till You Make It Report (1/18/2017)
How to Give an AZA Report, The Report (4/5/2017)
How to Convince Anyone of Anything (Springboard Speech – 5/20/2017)
Report without the Letter E (5/24/2017)
Alright, that’s all for now. To anyone reading this, do anything and everything you can to be involved in this chapter; plan an event, give a report at a business meeting, take the chapter on a wild trip, or anything that your heart desires. You, and all of Ramon will gain so much. Your time is limited; make the best of it.
Amit Klein (Summer 2018)
‘Sup! It’s Amit Klein!
Actually, no, it’s Amit Roth, the dank 2018 Summer Term Machshev who has to fill in Amit’s board page for him.
If you see this, that means he hasn’t updated his page yet.
And if this stays here the rest of the term, then oh well.
Amit Roth, Machshev
Raz Goldstein (Winter 2017-18)
To whom it may concern,
As Kohen Godol of Ramon AZA #195, I played many roles and accomplished many tasks. I attended many events and continued to pour my passion into AZA. Though I gave so much to this chapter as Kohen Godol, perhaps my greatest accomplishment while holding this position was updating this board page. The updating of this board page symbolizes all the good that exists in this world. So, the next time you see me, ask me: “Raz, what has been your most proud accomplishment during your AZA career?” To which I will respond: “Updating the Kohen Godol page of the website.”
Aleph Kohen Godol of Ramon AZA’s Winter 2017-18 Term Board
Oren Erlich (Summer 2017)
To be updated...
Roee (Rule of the Iron Fist)
“You know what would be really funny and cool”
“If you had three positions on the website”
“Yeah I guess that would be cool…”
(Fast-Foward couple of months)
No need to fear, Roee is here.
I frequently like to wear Disney princess hats in my free time… Judge me, I don’t care <3
Roee filing for Rohass 2016
WELL HELLO THERE, LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER TO THE K-CLUB, THE ONE AND ONLY RON HASSON. (FORGIVE ME, I LOVE CAPS LOCK)
IF YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE FROM THE ALL MIGHTY HASS [AVOCADO], PLEASE REACH OUT VIA CARRIER PIGEON, AND HE SHALL RETURN TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Amir Mazor circa 2014
Hey guys! Amir here!
Super excited for this term! I plan on helping every single member that wants my help (and even a few that don’t). I’m always here if you need some advice. Please email me at email@example.com if you have any questions or if you want to remain anonymous. I’ll add reports and stuff from my term here! So check out this page every few weeks and see what I added.
12/10/14: Just Do It